Cowgirl of the Day - Melissa Rogers

I fucking hate yard work, and farming can blow my dogs. But if it meant spending some time with Melissa, I'd GLADLY pick up that pitchfork! Check out this gallery that Kontraband posted and see why Melissa Rogers is my Cowgirl of the Day!

This is my last weekend of freedom, so I intend to go LARGE! Tucker Max large! Shameless debauchery and behaviour that would generally shame the Devil will be my M/O. Hopefully something makes it to work on Monday....

For the links, head on down the page. For the Wicked, Wonderful Women, go see His Eminence, The Cardinal...

Bust rounds skyward, slam a shot or six and Get your Gun on!

The Dating Application

While Tucker Max may be a reprehensible demon of a man, he's still damn funny. And kinda my idol! His shamelessness is a thing of legend. And so is his Dating Application...

The BMW M1 Hommage

Attu posted this fantastic gallery of one of my all time favorites - The BMW M1

Today's Timewaster - WTC Defender

If only we'd had the lasers in place! Check out today's timewaster, courtesy of our friends at Kontraband - WTC Defender

Fishing Quiz

This is a tough one, kids! Check out the Fishing Quiz posted by my naughty little Badgirl on her infamous Hotbox...

GTA IV hits the streets...

And the Onion has an infographic for the consequences of said action...

Vid of the Day - Ready, Steady, Go!

Paul Oakenfold is one of my favorites. Check out the Vid of the Day - Ready, Steady, Go!

Bonus Vid - Starry Eyed Surprise

Cowgirl of the Day - Cowgirls Espresso Hottie

It seems there's a franchise up in Washington that has the crazy idea in its corporate head that if they stick cute girls, scantily dressed in their shops, they'll get more business. Starfucks, BEWARE! And check out this Cowgirls Espresso Cutie who is my Cowgirl of the Day!

I'm switching things up and making this the new beginning of all my posts. I may or may not rant. You may or may not miss it.

In any case, the links are below. The Wicked, Wonderful Women? Over paying their respects with His Eminence, The Cardinal...

Go on, Get your Gun on!

Gun Love!

The Onion posts this eye-opener - Florida Legalizes Taking Guns to Work

Top 10 T-Shirts to Get Arrested In

The Goose posts this informative gallery - Top 10 T-Shirts to Get Arrested In

I Love the World

Klint over at Technoccult posted this. Sing along to I Love the World!

What time is it?

Ever find the need to know what time it is in Tokyo, Jakarta, Bucharest and Boston at the same time? Then this web page is just for you....

Sexy Timewaster - Hotties Poker

Maxim gives us a great game to waste TONS of time with! Check out Hotties Poker...

Vid of the Day - Act a Fool

"Ya see they wanna fingerprint me, and give me some years, they'll only get one finger as I'm shiftin' gears..." Drop an old school beat with Ludacris, and today's Vid of the Day - Act a Fool

Bark at the Moon

Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengence is boiling
Hes returned to kill the light
Then when hes found who hes looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the Moon

Old John Michael has a way with describing baser, barbaric emotions. At least until he went fucking senile. C'est la guerre. The point is that it's time to give in to those base, barbaric instincts and urges we suppress all week long. Let loose a roar and go and assail the night with a primal lust that would do any animal justice!

For the links, head on down the page. For the Wicked, Wonderful Women, go and see His Eminence, The Cardinal...

Let out the Demon and Get your Gun on!

Cowgirl of the Day - Misty Anderson

I request that web hotties send me pics so that I can make 'em Cowgirl of the Day all the time. Usually to no avail. So I was more than pleasantly surprised to see this pic of Misty in my inbox this morning, lookin' all hawt and sexy! And I hope you don't have to ask why Misty is my Cowgirl of the Day!

Hilohander

Adult Swim does a shameless parody of one of my favorite movies. Check out Hilohander...

The Art of the Saber

MySpace, for the most part is crap. But once in a while, you come across a true gem! Check out this fantastic vid - The Art of the Saber

The tramps of MySpace

My naughty little Badgirl posted this excellent gallery of the naughty little girls who make MySpace the fun that it is...

Vid of the Day - Heart of a Rebel

Sen Dog from Cypress Hill, kickin' sonic ass with his band, SX-10! Check out the Vid of the Day - Heart of a Rebel

A Beautiful Death

Today marks the last real day of my freedom from the tyranny and oppression that is work. I'm not happy about it. I'd forgotten how much I LOVE being able to set my own schedule, even if it means working until 4 in the a.m. sometimes. Now it's back to the 8-6/7 grind, and frankly, I can think of better things to do with my time. Why must we spend over a third of our waking life doing something that's only of marginal interest, at best? Why can't we be paid a lavish salary for eating cheetos, surfing porn and having strong drinks with good friends, when we're not to busy fucking 'til we're sore? I'd like a good answer, please!

/ rant and bitch session

Links, below. Wicked Wonderful Women can be found fawning over His Eminence, The Cardinal.

Sow Dissent and Sedition and Get your Gun on!

Cowgirl of the Day - Samantha de Grenet

Kontraband posted this sexy gallery of this Italian beauty, and I HAD to make Samantha my Cowgirl of the Day!

If only it were true

The Onion gives us another classic Op/Ed - These Tropical-Colored Braces Are Going To Get You So Much Ass

These Tropical-Colored Braces Are Going To Get You So Much Ass

The Hottest Student Bodies

Our boy Centro over at Babes and Cars gives us what we want - College Ass! Check out the Hottest Student Bodies!

...stranger than fiction...

According to CNN, it seems a 22 year old has been selling defective ammo to the Iraqis under US contract! GO TEAM!!!

Scrapetorrent

An older find, but still useful. Scrapes Pirate Bay, Isohunt, Miniova, etc. Check out Scrapetorrent.

Vid of the Day - Fight Like a Brave

The Red Hot Chili Peppers from WAY back in the day! Check out the Vid of the Day - Fight Like a Brave

Count Zero

I just reread this William Gibson classic, and it was just as fascinating as the first time. I will always remember how that first introduction to Turner will stick in my mind as to how a story can set the tone and be so evocative in such a short time:

"They set a slamhound on Turner's trail in New Dehli, slotted to his pheromones and the color of his hair. It caught up with him on a street named Chandni Chauk and came scrambling for his rented BMW through a forest of bare brown legs and pedicab tires. Its core was a kilogram of recrystalized hexogene and flaked TNT. He didn't see it coming...." Books have always been a great escape, but there are some authors who truly have a gift for pulling you through the looking glass and down the rabbit hole. It's a great escape and a truly wonderful experience, each and every time... / epiphany

For the links, head on down the page. And for the Wicked, Wonderful Women, go over and see His Eminence, The Cardinal...

Cowgirl of the Day - Natalie Hunt

Found on a random walk on the web, this half Shawnee Indian, half white girl, (her words), is pretty hot! And that is why Natalie is my Cowgirl of the Day!

Formula One on Snow?

Attu brings us this clip from last year of Nick Heidfeld on a frozen lake in St.Moritz, Switzerland. Awesome!

Happy Easter!

My naughty little Badgirl gave us all a present for Easter! Beats chocolate eggs!

I love my country?

An Op-Ed piece from the Onion, describing one man's ambivalance - I Love my Country...

I Love My Country–Aw, Who Am I Kidding? My Country Can Go Fuck Itself

Cool Flash Fun - Design a Helmet

Found via TTR2, check out this cool section of Jenson Button's site - Design a Helmet

Vid of the Day - Crazier

Stolen from Chez's Listening Post over on Deus Ex, check out this cool amateur vid with a Gary Numan soundtrack, the Vid of the Day - Crazier