Vid of the Week - Wayne Brady

Funny or Die has given us my all time favorite Chappelle show skit. Check out the Vid of the Week - Wayne Brady

Chappelle Show: Dave's Night Out with Wayne Brady - watch more funny videos

A Line in the Sand

"Into each life, some rain, must fall/But too much has fallen in mine..." This year has been a carry over of the ass-kicking lesson in reality that 2009 was. Most of the country, the world is having a challenging time financially. Almost 10% unemployment in the USA. It is what it is.

At some point, we can't just let life happen to us. We need to fight back. Stand tall, draw the proverbial line in the sand. Will we instantly succeed? Probably not. Will things get miraculously better? No. Will it be a fight? Most likely, and a hard one. But there is something incredible, something truly liberating about saying "I will NOT go quietly into the night. I will NOT stand by and let life happen to me. Come what may, I will make my own destiny, be my own man".

Don't let life assail you with impunity. Things will happen, some of them will be bad, painful, hurtful. Accept life's slap in the face, stand up and get back in the fight.

Do unto Others and Get your Gun on

What does your dream woman do to you in bed?

Show up, is the easy answer. I think just be herself, and let the moment happen. If she's feeling frisky, I don't mind her taking the reigns. And if she wants to be manhandled and made a sex toy, I'm all for that too!

Ask me anything

Open Letter to a Roommate...

Vid of the Week - Like a Boss

Welcome to your new company! Hope you like the folks in management who are going to lead you. Check out the Vid of the Week - Like a Boss...

It's all about the technique...

This is a classic Funny or Die video from Bobby Hacker entitled Cars. GET OUT YOUR FUCKIN' CHECKBOOK!!!

Cars - watch more funny videos

Link Dump

It's been WAY too long since I've done a proper link dump. Here's your threesome for this Sunday...

Formula1.com - I just spent the day watching and re-watching the the Monaco Grand Prix. F1 is the shiznit! Check out the Monte Carlo simulator...

Ilovetorrents.com - If you're still into downloading, this is a FANTASTIC site!

Modern Drunkard - The best. Simply the best!

OK, kids, I have more work to do. Have fun, run amok, and Get your Gun on!

Welcome to the Jungle...

Welcome to the Jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play

Yeah, I cribbed Guns 'N Roses lyrics with no shame. I'm on the job hunt right now. It's a bitch. But we do what we have to, right? No matter what, you simply have to keep your head up, and just keep charging ahead. I have sent more resumes, kissed more ass and told more lies in the last two weeks than I probably have in the last 5 years. And will keep doing so until I get myself a salary again.

I'm also looking at getting my old consulting business back up and running. Which means I'll truly be a jack-of-all-trades. Or professional, suit wearing whore. And I can live with that.

In this time, do what you have to and make it through the day. We will live to fight, and prosper another day. With that, I'm wondering if Truck Master is hiring....

Love your Salary and Get your Gun on!