It's all about the technique...

This is a classic Funny or Die video from Bobby Hacker entitled Cars. GET OUT YOUR FUCKIN' CHECKBOOK!!!

Cars - watch more funny videos

Link Dump

It's been WAY too long since I've done a proper link dump. Here's your threesome for this Sunday...

Formula1.com - I just spent the day watching and re-watching the the Monaco Grand Prix. F1 is the shiznit! Check out the Monte Carlo simulator...

Ilovetorrents.com - If you're still into downloading, this is a FANTASTIC site!

Modern Drunkard - The best. Simply the best!

OK, kids, I have more work to do. Have fun, run amok, and Get your Gun on!

Welcome to the Jungle...

Welcome to the Jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play

Yeah, I cribbed Guns 'N Roses lyrics with no shame. I'm on the job hunt right now. It's a bitch. But we do what we have to, right? No matter what, you simply have to keep your head up, and just keep charging ahead. I have sent more resumes, kissed more ass and told more lies in the last two weeks than I probably have in the last 5 years. And will keep doing so until I get myself a salary again.

I'm also looking at getting my old consulting business back up and running. Which means I'll truly be a jack-of-all-trades. Or professional, suit wearing whore. And I can live with that.

In this time, do what you have to and make it through the day. We will live to fight, and prosper another day. With that, I'm wondering if Truck Master is hiring....

Love your Salary and Get your Gun on!