Vid of the Day - Clothes Off

The incredible @capitaln turned me on to this one, and it's OUTSTANDING! Check out the Gym Class Heroes in the Vid of the Day - Clothes Off

Vid of the Week - How to dress like a Ninja

Fantastic good stuff! Check out the Vid of the Day - How to dress like a Ninja

Cowboy's Vid of the Week - Cars

Gary Numan AND Fear Factory? How the hell can you go wrong? Check out this remix of a classic, and my Vid of the Week - Cars

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your sister is very hot. I want to do questionable things to her... is that bad?

Many people have wanted to do questionable things with my sister. I'll just let you know that she's armed, VERY dangerous and more than a little fucking crazy. Be prepared to get as well as you give...

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So, how DID you get out of that (last) Mexican prison you were in?

*bows head in shame* It involved promises of eating a low cholesterol diet, voting my conscience, not flashing my tits at Mardi Gras... I'm so ashamed!

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Be nice or I'll set fire to your bed again. While you're asleep in it. Again.

You say this like it's a bad thing. This is NorCal. It's cold. I'd LIKE some damn heat! You little delinquent!

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How is someone as smokin hawt as you still single?

Easy - When you hide heroic ugliness and a shameless disposition towards evil behind a Clint Eastwood avatar, it's only a matter of time before the jig is up...

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Did your mother drop you on your head as a child, or maybe she just let you eat paint chips when our dad wasn't around?

Since this sounds like my Sister wrote it, I can only assume you were just jelis of all the attention and that I got the BIG paint chips! Ha. HA!

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Why do you even fight the girls at every corner?

When they mass in somewhere between Jabba the Hutt and a Mack Truck, you have the fear that they may eat you after the fact! I am NOT a damn snack!

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How do you keep the girls from pulling off your pants and taking advantage of you at every corner?!

It is a challenge, I won't lie. But the use of a studded leather codpiece, and several stunt doubles usually gets me out of harms way. But once in a while....

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